“Customer is King and King don’t bargain”My Thoughts:
--Anonymous
This was written on a poster at a stationary shop I visited. And by the way, Enjoy the Quote!
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
This was written on a poster at a stationary shop I visited. And by the way, Enjoy the Quote!
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”
Just Enjoy the Quote!
Quote & Thought for the Day -- Sunday, 15 Mar '09
“Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.”My Thoughts:
Just Enjoy the Quote!
Quote & Thought for the Day -- Sunday, 8 Mar '09
“I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.”My Thoughts:
Just Enjoy the Quote!
Quote & Thought for the Day -- Sunday, 1 Mar '09
“Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.”My Thoughts:
Just Enjoy the Quote!
Quote & Thought for the Day -- Sunday, 22 Feb '09
“Sexy UNIX Commands: date; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime”My Thoughts:
--Anonymous
Just Enjoy the Quote!
Quote & Thought for the Day -- Sunday, 15 Feb '09
"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."My Thoughts:
Just Enjoy the Quote!
Quote & Thought for the Day -- Sunday, 8 Feb '09
“Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.”My Thoughts:
--Anonymous
Just Enjoy the Quote!
Quote & Thought for the Day -- Thursday, 5 Feb '09
“We're not lost. We're locationally challenged.”My Thoughts:
That’s a management way of saying that I am lost. Just enjoy the quote!
Quote & Thought for the Day -- Wednesday, 28 Jan '09
“Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.”My Thoughts:
Just enjoy the quote!
Quote & Thought for the Day -- Sunday, 25 Jan '09
“I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.”My Thoughts:
Just enjoy the quote!
Quote & Thought for the Day -- Sunday, 18 Jan '09
“Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.”My Thoughts:
Just enjoy the quote!
Quote & Thought for the Day -- Sunday, 11 Jan '09
“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”My Thoughts:
Just Enjoy the Quote!
Quote & Thought for the Day -- Tuesday, 6 Jan '09
“Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!”My Thoughts:
Enjoy the Quote and don’t try this at Home or Office or elsewhere!
Quote & Thought for the Day -- Sunday, 4 Jan '09
"A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."
My Thoughts:--Segal's Law
Just Enjoy the Quote!
Quote & Thought for the Day -- Sunday, 28 Dec '08
“It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.”My Thoughts:
Just Enjoy the Quote!
Quote & Thought for the Day -- Sunday, 21 Dec '08
“What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.”My Thoughts:
--Anonymous
Just Enjoy the Quote.
Quote & Thought for the Day -- Sunday, 7 Dec '08
“What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? - 'Hold my purse.'”My Thoughts:
--Anonymous
Just enjoy the quote…!
Quote & Thought for the Day -- Saturday, 6 Dec '08
“When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.”--Anonymous
My Thoughts:
Just enjoy the quote…!
Quote & Thought for the Day -- Friday, 5 Dec '08
“Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!”My Thoughts:
--Anonymous
Just enjoy the quote…!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
Posts
